My Idiot Mom's New Best Friend...

...and it looks like it was named after her too!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom's Hamster Boy

My Idiot Mom had a hamster named Miss Kate (after the evil leading lady in John Steinbeck's East of Eden) growing up.  She enjoyed watching Miss Kate exercising in her plastic hamster ball so much she thought she'd give me the same experience.  My Idiot Mom is so thoughtful.  I just love her so much!

My Idiot Dog

My Idiot Mom isn't the only one in my family missing the mark on easy targets.  Here's My Idiot Dog thinking she can fit through the cat door.  I love My Idiot Family.

My Idiot Mom and Fingerless Socks

I guess My Idiot Mom thought the tiny hole in my sock today wouldn't be a problem.  Little did she know I would create my own version of fingerless gloves for my feet!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom & South Park

My Idiot Dad went to Afghanistan for work for 5 month & sent me this funny t-shirt.  My Idiot Mom dressed me in it for school under a sweatshirt thinking no one would see.  She didn't bet on me getting hot & taking off my sweatshirt in day care after! When she picked me up, she discovered "Mr. Rodney" my after-school teacher turned my t-shirt inside out! I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom asks, "Where Have All the Lego's Gone?"

My Idiot Mom loves putting together Lego sets for me even though I destroy them soon after she spends hours upon hours (and strained eye-sight) building them!  Here's a little ditty My Idiot Mom came up with celebrating her joy of Lego set construction (sung to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")  I love My Idiot Mom!

Where have all the Lego's gone? (Long-time passing.)
Where have all the Lego's gone? (Long-time ago.)
Where have all the Lego's gone?
Smashed to pieces everyone!
When will Mom ever learn?
When will Mom ever learn?

MY IDIOT MOM LOVES MUD!

YES!  My Idiot Mom let me go ahead of her with my buddies on a bog walk (she thought I said, "Dog walk,) and she didn't catch up for a good 10 minutes!  She also thought my rain boots would keep my feet nice and dry, but they immediately came off in the mud and I got to play in my socks!  I love My Idiot Mom!