Worms on our Table?

A bit of a start this morning for My Idiot Mom when she noticed dead worms on our kitchen table.  She hadn't had her coffee yet or she would have seen sooner that it was last night's that spaghetti dried on the table overnight because she forgot to wipe off the table after dinner.  Phew.  (Secretly, I hope it's worms next time.)  I love My Idiot Mom.

Mom! Look What I've Found!

Turns out, this was an indigo bunting bird that I found and rode my bike one-handed to be able to carry it home!  My Idiot Mom was really surprised, but glad I didn't have a huge spider or something dead in my hands instead!  We put him inside an aquarium to rest and about a half hour later he woke up and flew away, thanks to Mom's care and mine!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Zombie Mom

My Idiot Mom has a fondness for Zombies.  She really does look like the one in the middle there on the back of her car.  The other car is one we were behind in Oklahoma where Grammie and Papa live (I guess they really have an outbreak of Zombies out there - maybe My Idiot Mom is thinking about moving there and becoming a Zombie Hunter herself.  That explains why she acts like a brain dead one from time to time with me.)  I love My Idiot Mom!

Just in Time For New School Clothes this Fall

I can't fit my head through anymore!  Time for My Idiot Mom to take me clothes shopping.  Hope she does before school starts in a few weeks!  I love My Idiot Mom!

New Time Out Zone

Looks like My Idiot Mom has come up with a new place for Time Outs, which I seem to be in more and more during this summer vacation!  At least I get to spend this one with my best pal, Gerty!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Dog

My Idiot Mom isn't the only one in my family missing the mark on easy targets.  Here's My Idiot Dog thinking she can fit through the cat door.  I love My Idiot Family.

My Idiot Mom asks, "Where Have All the Lego's Gone?"

My Idiot Mom loves putting together Lego sets for me even though I destroy them soon after she spends hours upon hours (and strained eye-sight) building them!  Here's a little ditty My Idiot Mom came up with celebrating her joy of Lego set construction (sung to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")  I love My Idiot Mom!

Where have all the Lego's gone? (Long-time passing.)
Where have all the Lego's gone? (Long-time ago.)
Where have all the Lego's gone?
Smashed to pieces everyone!
When will Mom ever learn?
When will Mom ever learn?

MY IDIOT MOM LOVES MUD!

YES!  My Idiot Mom let me go ahead of her with my buddies on a bog walk (she thought I said, "Dog walk,) and she didn't catch up for a good 10 minutes!  She also thought my rain boots would keep my feet nice and dry, but they immediately came off in the mud and I got to play in my socks!  I love My Idiot Mom!

It's the My_Idiot_Mom Giveaway!

Look what My Idiot Mom discovered she'd done yesterday, when we went to put away our new Beauty and the Beast Blue Ray Disc after watching it!  She'd actually bought this TWICE!  If you'd like this once viewed Blue Ray/DVD Beauty and the Beast set please let My Idiot Mom know, and she'll get it to you!  I love My Idiot Mom! (Yellow Springs only please, because My Idiot Mom doesn't know how to handle postage and mail.)