My Idiot Mom & the Plastic Poop Bag Bandit!

My Idiot Mom is on a crusade!  Someone is leaving knotted plastic grocery store bags full of dog poop curbside along the street where we live.  My Idiot Mom asks, "Who do you think signs their time-card at the end of the week?  Morons Are Us?"  Giving the benefit of the doubt, as My Idiot Mom likes to do with everyone, she thinks the culprit is making an effort to pick up after her dog, but not aware that unlike the dog's poop which eventually washes away in the rain the plastic bags full of dog poop do not, as evidenced by the two plastic poop bags she found by the fire hydrant in front of our house after two weeks of snow finally melted last week, and that she had to pick up and throw out with our garbage!  My Idiot Mom has reminded herself and me that, "Tickets on the clue bus are plentiful and easy to come by," and would like the Plastic Poop Bag Bandit to get one and take their doggie poop with them!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom & Her Car

My Idiot Mom took her car into the shop because the passenger side window wasn't going down.  Luckily it wasn't broken. She had the child lock on! I love My Idiot Mom for protecting us so much! 

My Idiot Mom & Science

My Idiot Mom took me to the Carnegie Science Center in Pittsburgh this week. I had a fun time exploring space, water, trains, and wind in the hurricane wind machine. Luckily I have short hair and it didn't get too messed up, unlike My Idiot Mom who forgot to tie hers back and ended up looking like Cousin It from The Adam's Family! I love My Idiot Mom!