My Idiot Mom Helps the Tooth Fairy

My Idiot Mom came to all my baseball games this season.  She loves baseball and she loves me, and she gave our team bubble gum on our last game!  Unfortunately, My Idiot Mom forgot about my very loose molar when she gave me my gum, and as soon as I began chewing my tooth came right out, and I gave it to her for safe keeping! She helped me and the Tooth Fairy that day! I love My Idiot Mom!