My Idiot Mom Gets A Postcard From Camp

My Idiot Mom sent me to my first summer overnight camp for one whole week.  She started mailing me letters the week before I went so I would get mail each day, and sent me to camp with two self addressed stamped postcards for me to mail to her.  Here's what I wrote on postcard #1.  I did not love camp but I love My Idiot Mom.

DEAR MOM,

THANK YOU FOR THE LETTERS BUT THEY ALL ARRIVED ON THE SAME DAY.  IM REALLY HOMESICK AND I AM MISERABLE. I HAVE A BAD HEADACHE. IT GOT WORSE.  I REALLY MISS YOU. PLEASE GET ME.  XOXO