My Idiot Mom Gets A Postcard From Camp

My Idiot Mom sent me to my first summer overnight camp for one whole week.  She started mailing me letters the week before I went so I would get mail each day, and sent me to camp with two self addressed stamped postcards for me to mail to her.  Here's what I wrote on postcard #1.  I did not love camp but I love My Idiot Mom.

DEAR MOM,

THANK YOU FOR THE LETTERS BUT THEY ALL ARRIVED ON THE SAME DAY.  IM REALLY HOMESICK AND I AM MISERABLE. I HAVE A BAD HEADACHE. IT GOT WORSE.  I REALLY MISS YOU. PLEASE GET ME.  XOXO 

My Idiot Mom Helps the Tooth Fairy

My Idiot Mom came to all my baseball games this season.  She loves baseball and she loves me, and she gave our team bubble gum on our last game!  Unfortunately, My Idiot Mom forgot about my very loose molar when she gave me my gum, and as soon as I began chewing my tooth came right out, and I gave it to her for safe keeping! She helped me and the Tooth Fairy that day! I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom Buys Me a T Shirt

My Idiot Mom went on a trip recently.  When she came back she had a present for me! It was a new t-shirt with some cartoon stick figures on the front having a cookout! Unfortunately, when I wore it to school my teacher made me turn it inside out. That's okay. I can always wear it around My Idiot Mom. I love My Idiot Mom!