My Idiot Mom's Hamster Boy

My Idiot Mom had a hamster named Miss Kate (after the evil leading lady in John Steinbeck's East of Eden) growing up.  She enjoyed watching Miss Kate exercising in her plastic hamster ball so much she thought she'd give me the same experience.  My Idiot Mom is so thoughtful.  I just love her so much!

My Idiot Dog

My Idiot Mom isn't the only one in my family missing the mark on easy targets.  Here's My Idiot Dog thinking she can fit through the cat door.  I love My Idiot Family.

My Idiot Mom and Fingerless Socks

I guess My Idiot Mom thought the tiny hole in my sock today wouldn't be a problem.  Little did she know I would create my own version of fingerless gloves for my feet!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom & South Park

My Idiot Dad went to Afghanistan for work for 5 month & sent me this funny t-shirt.  My Idiot Mom dressed me in it for school under a sweatshirt thinking no one would see.  She didn't bet on me getting hot & taking off my sweatshirt in day care after! When she picked me up, she discovered "Mr. Rodney" my after-school teacher turned my t-shirt inside out! I love My Idiot Mom!