My Idiot Mom asks, "Where Have All the Lego's Gone?"

My Idiot Mom loves putting together Lego sets for me even though I destroy them soon after she spends hours upon hours (and strained eye-sight) building them!  Here's a little ditty My Idiot Mom came up with celebrating her joy of Lego set construction (sung to the tune of "Where Have All the Flowers Gone?")  I love My Idiot Mom!

Where have all the Lego's gone? (Long-time passing.)
Where have all the Lego's gone? (Long-time ago.)
Where have all the Lego's gone?
Smashed to pieces everyone!
When will Mom ever learn?
When will Mom ever learn?

MY IDIOT MOM LOVES MUD!

YES!  My Idiot Mom let me go ahead of her with my buddies on a bog walk (she thought I said, "Dog walk,) and she didn't catch up for a good 10 minutes!  She also thought my rain boots would keep my feet nice and dry, but they immediately came off in the mud and I got to play in my socks!  I love My Idiot Mom!

It's the My_Idiot_Mom Giveaway!

Look what My Idiot Mom discovered she'd done yesterday, when we went to put away our new Beauty and the Beast Blue Ray Disc after watching it!  She'd actually bought this TWICE!  If you'd like this once viewed Blue Ray/DVD Beauty and the Beast set please let My Idiot Mom know, and she'll get it to you!  I love My Idiot Mom! (Yellow Springs only please, because My Idiot Mom doesn't know how to handle postage and mail.)

My Idiot Mom Discovered Books!

My Idiot Mom is so smart!  I'm almost 7, and she's finally discovered books, and that if she keeps them in her car for me, I'll read them instead of playing or watching a video on her i-Something! 

I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom Buys Grocieries

Oops, look at what My Idiot Mom did this morning!  She left the grocery store without her groceries!  We weren't even out of the parking lot though before she realized what she did!  It's a good thing she remembered to have me get in the car!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom & Her iPad & Me

Oops.  Look what My Idiot Mom did!  She purchased some "gems" for me for one of my fun iPad games and, because her iPad password stayed active for 15 minutes after she entered it, I "accidentally" purchased over $100.00 more!  (Luckily, American Express reverses charges, no questions asked!)

My Idiot Mom Steppin' Out

Oh, oh.  Look what My Idiot Mom wore to the park today!  She didn't discover her fashion faux pas until she'd been out for about 1/2 the day!  I love My Idiot Mom!