My Idiot Mom Helps the Tooth Fairy

My Idiot Mom came to all my baseball games this season.  She loves baseball and she loves me, and she gave our team bubble gum on our last game!  Unfortunately, My Idiot Mom forgot about my very loose molar when she gave me my gum, and as soon as I began chewing my tooth came right out, and I gave it to her for safe keeping! She helped me and the Tooth Fairy that day! I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom Buys Me a T Shirt

My Idiot Mom went on a trip recently.  When she came back she had a present for me! It was a new t-shirt with some cartoon stick figures on the front having a cookout! Unfortunately, when I wore it to school my teacher made me turn it inside out. That's okay. I can always wear it around My Idiot Mom. I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom's Healthy Lunch

I'm so glad I have a Mom who was a 70's kid 'cuz she lets me have healthy choice foods for meals like she did growing up. Here I am at my favorite food place of all time getting a bucket of French fries for lunch. And you know what? We are such regulars the food truck owner gave me an extra bucket for Mom. I love her and My Idiot Mom! 

Gambling with My Idiot Mom

Thank goodness for our recent overseas flight home from IRELAND or I never would have learned Roulette, 5 card draw or 21! I love My Idiot Mom for taking me and letting me learn how to gamble!

My Idiot Mom Doesn't Read Signs

This was a great cliff from which to look out onto the Irish Sea! My Idiot Mom must have thought this sign was in Gaelic like so many we've seen in Ireland or else she never would have let me sit out here! I love My Idiot Mom! 

My Idiot Mom Books a Hotel Room

Holy Smokes! I'm in Ireland with My Idiot Mom and this weekend it's in a little Southeatern coastal town called Dunmore East! My Idiot Mom had her choice of hotels and Bed and Breakfasts and chose The Strand Inn for its "family room suites." Families sure must be extra close here in the land of the green as evidenced by this painting in our room where these family members aren't wearing any clothes. My Idiot Mom tells me it's art. I love My Idiot Mom! 

My Idiot Mom Dines Overseas

My Idiot Mom (and Dad) have been feeding me McDonalds so long that it's the only food I'll eat.  It's a good thing there's one in Dublin where we're on holiday or else I'd go hungry, that's for sure! No fish and chips for me! Just nuggets and fries, and a computer screen while I stuff them down! I may not be healthy but I love My Idiot Mom!