My Idiot Mom & Her Car

My Idiot Mom took her car into the shop because the passenger side window wasn't going down.  Luckily it wasn't broken. She had the child lock on! I love My Idiot Mom for protecting us so much! 

My Idiot Mom & Science

My Idiot Mom took me to the Carnegie Science Center in Pittsburgh this week. I had a fun time exploring space, water, trains, and wind in the hurricane wind machine. Luckily I have short hair and it didn't get too messed up, unlike My Idiot Mom who forgot to tie hers back and ended up looking like Cousin It from The Adam's Family! I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom & House of Cards

Unfortunately My Idiot Mom doesn't quite understand that House of Cards is a terrific cutting edge political thriller starring Kevin Spacey & Robin Wright, & all Season 3 episodes are out on Netflix today. My Idiot Mom won't be binge watching House of Cards She'll be binge building them. I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom's Out of Town

My Idiot Mom was out of town last week for 4 days.  She takes a lot of time preparing us for her leave of absence including cleaning, washing, grocery shopping and prepping school lunches.  My Idiot Mom also makes an easy list for My Idiot Dad to follow (at Dad's request) to ensure everything with a pulse in the house stays alive while she's gone!  Despite My Idiot Mom's BEST efforts, she knows that she will return to the CESSPOOL OF DUST.  Even though she returned 3 days ago, she is still finding cesspool evidence, like the indescribable remnant's from one of the meals out with Dad on the front of my hoodie, which Dad hung up in the front hall closet.  No worries though.  My Idiot Mom has touched way worse disgusting stuff off me and in the blink of an eye had the semi-chewed hardened mass between her fingers and into the trash bin, and the hoodie in the wash!  I love My Idiot Mom!

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My Idiot Mom Takes a Picture

Despite my BEST efforts to not be the focus for My Idiot Mom's shots, tweets, blogs, posts or grams, she takes my picture anyway!  I still love My Idiot Mom (even though she doesn't have the best photographic eye or respect for personal space!)

My Idiot Mom Goes Skiing!

I'm actually praising My Idiot Mom today!  How about that?  We had our first weekly ski trip through my school on Tuesday.  My Idiot Mom had prepared weeks before and made sure I had everything I needed, the best of which were the insanely, off the charts, bright green ski pants she'd bought me!  No matter how fast and far I skied like a bullet straight down the green trail runs where My Idiot Mom only feels comfortable herself skiing, she could always spot me!  I love My Idiot Mom!

My Idiot Mom in Flames!

My Idiot Mom and I watched the fire department burn down this old house in the town we live.  We have a fire pit on our patio I get to help burn stuff in too.  My Idiot Mom plays Adele's 21 in our car and "Set Fire to the Rain" is my favorite song!  I love My Idiot Mom for introducing me to fire!